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| My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots.
Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!
Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
I, uh, I h-have things to do. I've put this off for far too long.
I regret to announce — this is The End. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell.
Goodbye.
(p.s. im not really going.) | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment   |
| possibly the greatest movie ever.
in other news, new pearl jam album and smashing pumpkins reunion? very excited. | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| | “Now how do I know that the white people know that we are going to come up with a solution to the problem. I know it because they have retina scans, racial profiling, DNA banks, and they’re monitoring our people to try to prevent the ONE person from coming up with the ONE idea. And the one idea is, how we are going to exterminate white people because that in my estimation is the only conclusion I have come to. We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet to solve the problem. [tepid applause] Now I don’t care whether you clap or not but I’m saying to you that we need to solve this problem because they are going to kill us. And I will leave on that. So we just have to set up our own system and stop playing and get very serious and not get diverted from coming up with a solution to the problem and the problem on the planet is white people.” | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
| ugh im pissed off.
opeth's work visas didnt go through now i dont get to see them on sunday, what a bummer. | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris? He doesn't compete anymore kid, and the main reason, one of the main reasons he doesn't compete anymore is me. He doesn't compete 'cause I would kick his ass. Kick his ass! | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| | i really like when people cant make it through a whole sentence without cussing, shows you how smart they are. | | comments: 8 comments or Leave a comment |
| its just one of those days, feeling like a freight train.
first one to complain, leaves with a bloodstain. | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| | i had a dream that emelio esteves and i were on legends of the hidden temple, we were the silver snakes, seriously, how awesome is that? | | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment |
| reich of rage: post this in your life journal
reich of rage: set your goals, life long tragedy, coercion and special guests 7 bucks at the boardwalk tomorrow
reich of rage: PLZ!
reich of rage: STFU! | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| drinking stories are queer as hell.
i fixed my computer after it being offline for like 5 days. oh well.
i kind of liked it better when it didnt work. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday, whether it was in person, on the phone, aim, or livejournal! | | comments: 6 comments or Leave a comment |
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